Wednesday, June 18, 2014

6.18.14: Friday, the 13th

            Whenever I think of Friday the 13th, my mind automatically goes to Halloween…not June…I mean I guess the weather fits, though.
            Fog engulfs the New York City skyline while rain hits my jacket, purse, everything. And you wanted to leave your rain jacket at home, I think to myself. The humidity levels are at 93% today and I’m starting to sweat through my jacket…but I promise that I’m not trying to give you the weather report right now.
            Charlie and Sam keep bumping into me and I’m starting to get annoyed.
            “Hey guys, can ya walk in a straight line or what?” They look over but ignore me. Because I’m so focused on Charlie and Sam, one can assume that I wasn’t paying attention to my surroundings…well whoever was assuming that would be correct.
            The next thing I know, my face is connecting with a stop-sign pole and I’m stumbling backwards. Simultaneously, as Charlie and Sam actually realize what’s happening, they lunge forward to try and help me.
            But, because Charlie and Sam are dogs, they weren’t much help. Instead, they run in circles around my ankles, which ultimately brings my feet together and for the second time in a minute, I’m tumbling downwards.
Because of my preoccupation with my own fall and the fact that my two dogs are now running down Fifth Avenue, I failed to realize that I had brought someone down with me. Unfortunately, I hardly have the time to apologize right now.
            I try to push myself off the hard concrete in order to chase after my dogs but before I can get all the way up, I feel someone grabbing at my arm. Panic shoots through me before my brain can register that it’s simply the poor man that I knocked over.
            My mouth starts to form “I’m sorry” but before I can get the words out, my breath catches. Well, that’s an attractive man. I look him up and down. I ruined his suit. I’m definitely going to have to pay for that. I raise my eyes to the sky. Lord, help me.
            “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry,” I blubber. “I have to go get my dogs!” I start to turn so I can get into my sprinter’s stance (Side-note: I don’t actually know what a sprinter’s stance looks like; I danced as a child=No running involved).
            I take a step forward but before I can get anywhere, this random, handsome stranger stops me again.
            “What are their names?” Wow. He even had a handsome voice! (Voices can be handsome, right?).
            “Uhm…” I stammered, still unsure how this perfect specimen was even talking to me. I need to will my brain to work. His beauty is literally stupefying. “Charlie and Sam.”
            “Okay. I’ll go get them. Stay right here.” I stayed. If Charlie and Sam could talk, they’d ask who was really the dog in this situation: them or me? I was entranced. Who was this man? I watched him run down the street after my dogs. By this point though, Charlie and Sam had gotten somewhat bored and were waiting for me to catch up. This definitely made it easier for what’s-his-name.
            What’s-his-name ran very handsomely, too. Yes, someone can run handsomely…this man just proved it to me…He definitely knew what a sprinter’s stance was.
            But anyway, I would be lying if I told you that he didn’t look like someone right out of a movie. He totally did. There he was, what’s-his-name. Charlie was on the leash and Sam was tucked under one arm as what’s-his-name made his way back to me.
            Okay, so you know how in movies when the guy walks back and it’s as if there’s a light shining on/around him? Yeah, that happened, too. No, seriously. He was walking past where the new Nicholas Sparks book-turned-movie was being shot…so I’m not even lying. He actually really did have that light thing around him.

            I was smitten and I still had not a clue to his name.

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